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"Dear best friend"
↳ Anonymous

thevickygreyson:

My sister. My soul mate. My partner in crime. My Ashley White.

I wonder how long our list would be if we were to write down all the people we’ve slapped during our years in High School. It’s been an honor to rule the world with you, babe, but now we’re supposed to go out into the real world. I don’t know where I’ll end up, but I do know that I’ll survive thanks to you. I don’t know how you do it, but you’re as wise as a ninety year old grandmother. You’re always the go to person whenever I need some advice. And trust me, that happens on a daily basis. You always know the right thing to say. Not to mention, 
you’ve always been the glue in our group, holding us all together, and that takes a lot of strength. Needless to say, I’m so proud of my beautiful best friend. I know that Ashley White is going to change the world someday. And I’ll be right there to cheer her on. Without the pom poms of course, because you hate cheerleading more than anything. But I still love you nonetheless, and I can’t thank you enough for the times you’ve stood up for me, or when you’ve supported me when no one else believed in me. Or when you’ve picked up the phone in the middle of the night to comfort me because some idiot broke my heart. That means more than you can possibly imagine. Some old dude we read about in history once said that a friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. It’s safe to say that we can’t break up our friendship, because you know too much about me and I know too much about you. We’ll simply have to stay friends forever, and honestly, that doesn’t sound too bad to me. I love you, sis. To the moon and back.

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bryonevans:

 

Really? Sounds more like a servant rather than a boyfriend. 

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I expected my boyfriend to welcome me with open arms and a big kiss but that isn’t happening so he must be a servant, right?

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#bryon  

bryonevans:

 

And where does your boyfriend fit into that busy schedule of yours?

He’s the hot cabana boy that gets me towels and refills my drink.

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#bryon  
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emmyfuk:

 

Wow, I’m so scared.

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emmyfuk:

 

You’re like a pit bull.

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And you bet I bite like one, too, so don’t fuck with me.

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#emmy  
"I love you"
↳ Anonymous

I love me, too. Just kidding. I love you as well gray face.

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thenathanalexander:

 

*laughs, nodding his head* Yes and it’s very you but don’t do that.

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Why shouldn’t I?

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emmyfuk:

 

Okay, do you give a motherfuck?

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#emmy  

thenathanalexander:

 

Are you positive that your real name isn’t, Chanel?

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I’m considering changing my name to Chanel. Has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?

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